Sausage dog horror in Deutschland!

“Panic in Germany” reads the Spiegel headline. The population of Dachshunds is dwindling, as people are increasingly choosing other dogs, like that — choke — golden retriever. Births are down to a quarter what they were two decades ago, and in a saddening sign of the times, a dachshund race in Berlin had to be canceled!
Oh, the daschshundity!